Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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