She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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