Your tits are I can't wait for
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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