census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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