No, you can still breathe under the balls.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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