the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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