I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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