its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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