how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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