She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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