woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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