im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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