were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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