He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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