discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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