Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
