Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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