I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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