I heard we made out
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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