Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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