ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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