I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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