stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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