Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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