Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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