So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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