Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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