you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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