Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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