that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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