fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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