Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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