it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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