new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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