The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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