I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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