I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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