Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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