Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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