I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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