Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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