i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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