Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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