HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
handjob tips. give me some.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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