mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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