She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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