wat bout pragnant strippers??
too bad you live with your parents still
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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