he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
