Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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