stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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