Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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