Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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