So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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