What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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