big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
